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starexorcist:

0w0b:

When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like

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When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like

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tastefullyoffensive:

Mankind’s greatest invention. [video]

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Girls who reject you but try and spare your feelings be like.

spiffygoblin:

thesweetcatastrophe:

nah-gee:

tacos-and-thickbitches:

"you’re a nice guy, you deserve someone who feels the same way"

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 "I can’t force myself to feel a certain way about someone" image

"I just wanna focus on myself"

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Yall sweet though but sometimes I gotta hear a flat out “no”

Except when a flat out “no” gets the girl fucking murdered. Maybe there’s a reason why we have to say this shit.

^^

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tvvink:

pro’s of dating me

  • i love being cuddled
  • i will kiss u literally whenever u want 24/7
  • i look gross so you will always seem more attractive by comparison
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alltimewhore:

she wears short skirts I wear band merch

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sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

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lubricates:

Praise our Lorde Jesus Christ. 

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fyerflys:

ugh the burger

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